Back from NYC, and it was koool, yeah, i luved it. I loved seeing sacha and roy. they fit right in, looking styling, and just a little bit grimmy around the edges. It's a big beautiful place that's glutony for the senses.

click::subway rockin

They both live in Brooklyn and stay up late. We stayed up past 4 every night and my days flew by. I roamed through soho with sacha one day, and went to see cloaca with roy the next. Cloaca is a robotic simulation of the human digestive tract and it's fed at 4.30 daily. It poops at 2.30. Talk about regular, although they fed it 2 bagels and a quart of water when we visited instead of the cornish game hen or rack of lamb from savoy. I guess it's had an upset tummy recently.

I visited the Whitney and the MOMA and loved them both. We walked through central park and i visited GREY global to work on monday. Geoff and Pat were in town so we all met up for a fantastic dinner at Balthazar to celebrate Geoff's 23rd year. The most impressive meal i've ever had. We had the fruit de mer and it was a three tier tower of oysters on the half shell, shrimp, sea snails, mussels, clams, crab claws, and a lobster on top. Impressive. The young red head from the 70's show sat in the booth next to us. It was fantastic to dine in style, nice to see the finer side of NYC. I loved it.

Here's a gem of a story . . . i don't know who wrote it.

The King's Gold/Babes

Scene 1:

In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”

The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”

Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…

When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.

Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.

END

We threw another bash, and i had a fantastic time. One of abe's friends spun balls of fire in the backyard, the hula hoop contest rocked the dance floor, the slinky's jiggled under the blacklight, and the guests left a beautiful mural that covered the sidewalk and out into the street.





these fellas did not attend, but their outfits are available.

Britta emailed and let me know that she's has a rock on her finger . . . congratulations. i wish her all the happiness in the world. I am off to NYC tomorrow morning to visit sasha and roy. it's going to be fantastic.

we are throwing a party this weekend. we decided last minute, but i think it will be a lot of fun. I love any excuse to lite the fire pit . . . now we just need a dj for the dance floor.

almost another month slipped by without blogging . . . damn you (shaking fists in the air). maybe i'm having too much fun maybe i'm working too hard. We've worked our asses off and have achieved some success. We won the adobe account which is a great win. They are a great company with a classic style. This has meant several weekends strapped to my machine at work. but i've still found ways to have fun.

Last night we went to a Planet magazine party at club six and all shook our asses. It's a lot of fun when everybody's dancing, and everyone i work with has been shaking it. Abe's been shaking it extra hard since he needs to pack it all in before he leaves for Davis. Max and I plan on moving June 1. it's going to be a great change.



I found a picture of the greatest vehicle i've ever ridden, and here she is . . .